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Greeting Card | Joint in Here

Show off your cheeky side with our Greeting Card featuring a humorous illustration of a bum. Perfect for any occasion, this dry-humored, blank card lets you make your own jokes (or use one of ours!). Get ready to turn some heads (and cheeks) with this quirky card!

Greeting Card | Look At This Bum

Greeting Card | Love

Greeting Card | Love Me Tender

Greeting Card | Love You More than Dad

Greeting Card | Love You More than Mom

Greeting Card | Mamá

Greeting Card | Nailed It

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Say thanks with Ana Peake’s “Papel Picado” Greeting Card, featuring a vibrant pink design inspired by traditional Mexican folk art. Perfect for festively expressing gratitude.

Greeting Card | Papel Picado

Greeting Card | Penguin Says Fuck You

Boppy Beepday to Boop! This birthday card is perfect for any kid (or any robot enthusiast). Letterpress printed and hand crafted in Columbus, Ohio, it comes with a coordinating envelope and plenty of charm.

Greeting Card | Robot Birthday

Greeting Card | Santa Doesn't Care

$6.00 $7.00

Greeting Card | Seasons Greetings or Whatever

$6.00 $7.00

Greeting Card | Send Noods

Greeting Card | Shit Hole New Home

Greeting Card | Shots! Shots! Shots!

Celebrate the true boss of the house with the Sleep On The Bed Greeting Card, featuring the hilarious artwork of David Shrigley. Perfect for dog lovers, birthdays, or just a little everyday humor, this card is blank inside so you can add your own message—or let the art do the talking.

Greeting Card | Sleep On The Bed

Greeting Card | Stay Salty

Greeting Card | Thank you Bag

Greeting Card | Thank You Folk Art

Greeting Card | Thank you shadow

Greeting Card | Thank You Wave

$4.00 $7.00

Greeting Card | Thanks Coral Snake

Greeting Card | Thanks for Not Cheating

$4.00 $7.00

Greeting Card | Thanks for Not Fucking Me Up Dad

Greeting Card | Thanks for Not Fucking Me Up Mom

Cheers to another trip around the sun with this handmade birthday card featuring a playful illustration of the beloved Topo Chico! Perfect for the bubbly, fun-loving person in your life. Say 'feliz cumpleaños' in style with this quirky greeting card.

Greeting Card | Topo Chico Birthday

Greeting Card | Unseasonably Warm Christmas

$6.00 $7.00

Celebrate the wonderfully strange with our Weirdo Greeting Card, featuring the unmistakably quirky artwork of David Shrigley. Perfect for birthdays, everyday laughs, or sending a little oddball joy, this card is blank inside so you can craft your own message—or let the weirdness speak for itself.

Greeting Card | Weirdo

Greeting Card | What The Hell

Greeting Card | What Time Is It?

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Greeting Card | Y'all Means All Equality

You're kinda a big deal—like, mythical creature big. This birthday card features a friendly yeti proudly holding a birthday cake (just for you), ready to party in the most legendary way. It’s perfect for anyone who’s one of a kind, a little mysterious, and totally worth celebrating. Wish a happy birthday to a believer.

Greeting Card | Yeti Or Not Birthday

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Greeting Card | You Must Be Magic

Greeting Card | You're Hilarious

Greeting Card | Your Third Eye

Zest up your birthday wishes with this Zappy Birthday greeting card! Made in Houston, Texas, this card features a bag of Zapp's Chips in the flavor Cajun Dill Gator-Tators with the phrase "Zappy Birthday!" Blank inside, perfect for adding your own unique touch. Created by real hands in Houston, Texas.

Greeting Card | Zappy Birthday

Greeting Cards | Freaking Out

Greeting Cards | Murder Podcast

Groovy Cat Ornament

$10.00 $12.00

Bring a playful, beachy vibe to your hair with this red crab-shaped claw clip. Made from smooth acetate, it’s lightweight and easy to style, adding a whimsical touch to everyday looks or summer outfits. Perfect for sea-life lovers or anyone who wants a fun, cheerful accessory.

Hair Claw Clip | Crab

Show off your love for pups with this dachshund-shaped hair claw clip. Crafted from smooth brown acetate, it’s lightweight and easy to wear, keeping hair in place while adding a playful, whimsical touch to any look. Perfect for dog lovers or anyone who enjoys fun, animal-inspired accessories.

Hair Claw Clip | Dachshund Dog

$14.00

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Add a touch of wild style to your hair with this leopard-print claw clip. Made from smooth acetate, it’s lightweight yet strong, keeping your hair secure while adding a bold, playful pattern to any look. Perfect for animal print lovers or anyone looking to make a stylish statement.

Hair Claw Clip | Leopard

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Add a subtle pop of color with this minimalist jelly green hair claw clip. Lightweight and easy to wear, it keeps hair in place while adding a soft, modern touch to any look. Perfect for everyday styling or layering with other clips for a chic, trendy vibe.

Hair Claw Clip | Minimalist Jelly Green

$14.00

Bring a touch of beachy charm to your hairstyle with this pink shell-shaped hair claw clip. Made from lightweight acrylic, it holds hair securely while adding a playful, summery accent to any look. Perfect for everyday wear or for layering with other clips for a fun, stylish statement.

Hair Claw Clip | Pink Shell

$10.00

Add a touch of whimsy to your hairstyle with this pink swallow-shaped hair claw clip. Crafted from smooth acetate, it’s lightweight and easy to wear, bringing a playful, nature-inspired accent to everyday looks. Perfect for layering with other clips or wearing on its own for a charming, elegant finish.

Hair Claw Clip | Pink Swallow Bird

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Make a playful, outdoorsy statement with this rainbow trout-shaped hair claw clip. Crafted from smooth acetate, it’s lightweight yet secure, adding a whimsical, nature-inspired touch to your look. Perfect for anglers, animal lovers, or anyone who enjoys a quirky, eye-catching accessory.

Hair Claw Clip | Rainbow Trout

Secure your small valuables in the Amulet Halfmoon Pouch. Featuring a scarab beetle design on deep musky pink, perfect for keys, cards, and loose coins.