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Greeting Card | Beyond Happy

Wish them a happy birthday the potato way. This weirdly adorable card features a party spud for anyone who loves humor, carbs, or both.

Greeting Card | Birthday Potato

Happy Birthday to the person you cozy up with the most or the friend that relaxes with such grace. Saturday nights were made for hot tea, books and crochet. Stay mild, my friend, stay mild.

Greeting Card | Born To Be Mild

Ana Peake presents Spanish Greeting Cards to convey good luck! Sized A2,  these cards are crafted from uncoated paper and feature a blank interior for personalized messages. Each card comes complete with a Kraft Brown Envelope and Plastic Sleeve for protection. Made in the U.S.A., these cards embody quality and cultural expression, making them perfect for various occasions.

Greeting Card | Buena Suerte

Unleash your inner mischief with our Cat Master Greeting Card, featuring the hilarious, unmistakably quirky artwork of David Shrigley. Perfect for birthdays, everyday laughs, or just because, this card is blank inside so you can add your own punchline—or let Shrigley’s dry humor do the talking!

Greeting Card | Cat Master

Nugs and kisses—because love should come with chicken nuggets. A cute, crispy card for your favorite snack-loving sweetheart.

Greeting Card | Chicken Nugs and Kisses

Card with an alligator and 'F***!' text on a red background

Greeting Card | Croc!

A spicy twist on a classic. This “Daaamn” card brings bold flavor and fun. Perfect for birthdays, milestones, or hyping up your favorite ham.

Greeting Card | Damn, A Classic

Card with cartoon characters and humorous text on a beige background

Greeting Card | Dilly Dally Pickle

Sometimes sh*t happens. Let's shrug it off with a few cute, little bites of dim sum. Best paired with take out dinner when your boyfriend didn't get that job or when your best friend just had a bad Tinder date.

Greeting Card | Dim Sum Lose Sum

Greeting Card | Don't Look Down

Card with flames and text 'What a time to be alive' on a beige background

Greeting Card | Dumpster Fire

Greeting Card | Enchanting Holidays

Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with Ana Peake's Spanish Greeting Cards, adorned with stunning Mexican Folk Art Inspired Illustrations!

Greeting Card | Felicidades Alebrije

Apologize (sort of) in style with our Fell Asleep Talking Greeting Card, featuring the unmistakably quirky artwork of David Shrigley. Perfect for birthdays, everyday humor, or just sending a little cheeky honesty, this card is blank inside so you can add your own message—or let Shrigley’s dry humor do the talking.

Greeting Card | Fell Asleep Talking

Finally a card for the accountants. Perfect for the spreadsheet lover in your life, this cheeky card is a tribute to those who know their way around a formula. Featuring colorful hand-drawn sheets and the phrase "You're a Freak in the Sheets," it's equal parts nerdy and naughty. Great for flirty notes and special occasions, because who doesn't love a good spreadsheet joke?

Greeting Card | Freak in the Sheets

Greeting Card | Freaking Out

$3.00 $7.00

Birthday card with retro-style illustration of two astronauts on a purple background

Greeting Card | Galaxy Birthday

Card with rainbow design and text on a green background

Greeting Card | Gay Baby

Birthday card with two men lounging on a beach and text 'It's your birthday time for cocktails!' on a yellow background.

Greeting Card | Gay Cocktails

Greeting Card | Giant Crab

Greeting Card | Give a Shit for Valentine's Day

Greeting Card | Good Luck

$3.00 $7.00

Greeting Card | Gourd Birthday

Send some sizzle with this adorable hot dog birthday card, where neon red and yellow inks cleverly overlap to form a tasty bun. The card playfully says, "Happy birthday, hottie," alongside a fun hot dog illustration.

Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Hottie

Birthday card with a person in a striped towel by a pool, rainbow, and 'happy birthday TITS OUT!' text on a pink background.

Greeting Card | Happy Birthday, TITS OUT!

Greeting Card | Happy Holidays From All Over

Greeting Card | Happy Holidays Y'all

Card with a stylized illustration of a woman holding crystals against a purple background

Greeting Card | Healing Crystals

Greeting Card | Hey Fuck You

Greeting Card | High Spirits

Greeting Card | Ho Ho Hoes Before Bro Bro Bros

Greeting Card | Hola!

Greeting Card | Holiday Swing

Greeting Card | Holiday Swirl

Card with a cat illustration and text on a beige background

Greeting Card | Home Is Where The Cat Is

Show off your love for all things cozy (and cluttered) with the Home Is Where Your Stuff Is Greeting Card, featuring the delightfully quirky artwork of David Shrigley. Perfect for housewarmings, birthdays, or just a little everyday humor, this card is blank inside so you can write your own witty note—or let the art do the talking.

Greeting Card | Home Is Where Your Stuff Is