Greeting Cards & Stationery

Zebra Mildliner Double Ended Highlighter

$1.00 $2.50

6 colors available

Gelly Roll Gel Pens

$1.00 $2.50

6 colors available

Greeting Card | Arthritis Funny

Greeting Card | Don't Look Down

Greeting Card | Giant Crab

Show off your cheeky side with our Greeting Card featuring a humorous illustration of a bum. Perfect for any occasion, this dry-humored, blank card lets you make your own jokes (or use one of ours!). Get ready to turn some heads (and cheeks) with this quirky card!

Greeting Card | Look At This Bum

Zed Cord Keeper | Set of Two Brass & Leather Holders, Set of 2

$16.00

4 colors available

Celebrate the birthday of a loved one with this marigold greeting card. Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with Ana Peake's Spanish Greeting Cards, adorned with stunning Mexican Folk Art Inspired Illustrations! These beautifully designed cards, perfect for honoring Hispanic heritage and spreading joy on special occasions.

Greeting Card | Feliz Cumpleaños Marigold

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Greeting Card | Beyond Happy

Send some sizzle with this adorable hot dog birthday card, where neon red and yellow inks cleverly overlap to form a tasty bun. The card playfully says, "Happy birthday, hottie," alongside a fun hot dog illustration.

Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Hottie

Birthday card with a person in a striped towel by a pool, rainbow, and 'happy birthday TITS OUT!' text on a pink background.

Greeting Card | Happy Birthday, TITS OUT!

You're kinda a big deal—like, mythical creature big. This birthday card features a friendly yeti proudly holding a birthday cake (just for you), ready to party in the most legendary way. It’s perfect for anyone who’s one of a kind, a little mysterious, and totally worth celebrating. Wish a happy birthday to a believer.

Greeting Card | Yeti Or Not Birthday

Finally a card for the accountants. Perfect for the spreadsheet lover in your life, this cheeky card is a tribute to those who know their way around a formula. Featuring colorful hand-drawn sheets and the phrase "You're a Freak in the Sheets," it's equal parts nerdy and naughty. Great for flirty notes and special occasions, because who doesn't love a good spreadsheet joke?

Greeting Card | Freak in the Sheets

Greeting Card | Thank You Wave

$3.00 $7.00

Birthday card with retro-style illustration of two astronauts on a purple background

Greeting Card | Galaxy Birthday

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Wish them a happy birthday the potato way. This weirdly adorable card features a party spud for anyone who loves humor, carbs, or both.

Greeting Card | Birthday Potato

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Zed Leather Valet Mat | Mouse Pad and Dresser Mat

$38.00

4 colors available

Boppy Beepday to Boop! This birthday card is perfect for any kid (or any robot enthusiast). Letterpress printed and hand crafted in Columbus, Ohio, it comes with a coordinating envelope and plenty of charm.

Greeting Card | Robot Birthday

Card with an alligator and 'F***!' text on a red background

Greeting Card | Croc!

Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with Ana Peake's Spanish Greeting Cards, adorned with stunning Mexican Folk Art Inspired Illustrations!

Greeting Card | Felicidades Alebrije

Birthday card with two men lounging on a beach and text 'It's your birthday time for cocktails!' on a yellow background.

Greeting Card | Gay Cocktails

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Card with cartoon characters and humorous text on a beige background

Greeting Card | Dilly Dally Pickle

Greeting Card | Do You Love Me

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Ana Peake presents Spanish Greeting Cards to convey good luck! Sized A2,  these cards are crafted from uncoated paper and feature a blank interior for personalized messages. Each card comes complete with a Kraft Brown Envelope and Plastic Sleeve for protection. Made in the U.S.A., these cards embody quality and cultural expression, making them perfect for various occasions.

Greeting Card | Good Luck

Card with a stylized illustration of a woman holding crystals against a purple background

Greeting Card | Healing Crystals

Colorful card with star and cloud design on a beige background

Greeting Card | I'd Find You In Every Universe

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Card with a illustration of a nightstand, roses, and text 'Glad you were more than a one night stand.'

Greeting Card | One Night Stand

Nugs and kisses—because love should come with chicken nuggets. A cute, crispy card for your favorite snack-loving sweetheart.

Greeting Card | Chicken Nugs and Kisses

Greeting Card | Thanks for Not Cheating

$3.00 $7.00

Unleash your inner mischief with our Cat Master Greeting Card, featuring the hilarious, unmistakably quirky artwork of David Shrigley. Perfect for birthdays, everyday laughs, or just because, this card is blank inside so you can add your own punchline—or let Shrigley’s dry humor do the talking!

Greeting Card | Cat Master

A6 Notebook | Fish

$5.00

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Greeting Card | Hey Fuck You

Colorful card with rainbow design and birds, featuring the text 'Thank you for the sex'.

Greeting Card | Thank You For the Sex

Happy Birthday to the person you cozy up with the most or the friend that relaxes with such grace. Saturday nights were made for hot tea, books and crochet. Stay mild, my friend, stay mild.

Greeting Card | Born To Be Mild

Card with leopards and birthday message on a pink background

Greeting Card | Wild N Fun Birthday

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Card with cat illustration and 'All the Birthday Feels' text in front of a disco ball.

Greeting Card | Birthday Feels

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Hand holding a colorful birthday card with a horse and rider design against a green leafy background.

Greeting Card | Buckin' Wild Birthday

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Colorful card with cartoon characters and text held against an orange background

Greeting Card | I Got This For You

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Birthday card with a person smoking in a desert scene, text 'Happy Birthday.

Greeting Card | You Old Stoner

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Card with a cat in an astronaut suit and space-themed text on a pink background

Greeting Card | Staying High on Life

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Greeting card with a woman holding a large pink flower against an orange background

Greeting Card | Mercury in Retrograde

Say thanks with Ana Peake’s “Papel Picado” Greeting Card, featuring a vibrant pink design inspired by traditional Mexican folk art. Perfect for festively expressing gratitude.

Greeting Card | Papel Picado

Greeting Card | Stay Salty

Huzzah! Thou liveth on. This medieval-ish birthday card says what we’re all thinking: “Thou art not dead yet. Happy Birthday.” Perfect for the friend who prefers jokes over sentiment and a little chaos with their cake.

Greeting Card | Thou Art Not Dead Yet

Send a little “just checking in” cheer with this playful card featuring three expressive rubber chickens and the punny phrase “Just Chicken In On You.” Perfect for quick hellos, thinking-of-you notes, or giving someone a lighthearted nudge to say you care.

Whether it’s for a friend who needs a smile or just because, it’s an easy way to stay connected without taking things too seriously.

Greeting Card | Just Chicken In

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Colorful birthday card with cartoon characters on a pink fabric background

Greeting Card | Fruity Birthday

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Card with illustrations of aloe plants in pots with Texas, boot, and chili pepper designs on a white background.

Greeting Card | Aloe There Texas

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Greeting Card | Gourd Birthday

Sometimes sh*t happens. Let's shrug it off with a few cute, little bites of dim sum. Best paired with take out dinner when your boyfriend didn't get that job or when your best friend just had a bad Tinder date.

Greeting Card | Dim Sum Lose Sum