Greeting Cards & Stationery

Cards for birthdays, thank-yous, love and the occasional insult, plus notebooks, pens and desk things. Most of them are funnier than what you'd write yourself.

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Zebra Mildliner Double Ended Highlighter

$1.00 $2.50

6 colors available

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Gelly Roll Gel Pens

$1.00 $2.50

6 colors available

Greeting Card | Don't Look Down

$7.00

Greeting Card | Giant Crab

$7.00

Black leather cord keeper holding earbuds on a wooden desk beside a laptop and pens

Zed Cord Keeper | Brass & Leather, Set of 2

$16.00

4 colors available

Show off your cheeky side with our Greeting Card featuring a humorous illustration of a bum. Perfect for any occasion, this dry-humored, blank card lets you make your own jokes (or use one of ours!). Get ready to turn some heads (and cheeks) with this quirky card!

Greeting Card | Look At This Bum

$7.00

Greeting Card | Beyond Happy

$7.00

Tits Out birthday card with a woman in tiger-print pants lounging poolside under a rainbow, on a pink background

Greeting Card | Happy Birthday, TITS OUT!

$7.00

Happy Birthday Hottie card with a neon red and yellow hot dog on a peach background

Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Hottie

$7.00

Galaxy birthday card with two retro space explorers on an alien planet against a purple background

Greeting Card | Galaxy Birthday

$7.00

Finally a card for the accountants. Perfect for the spreadsheet lover in your life, this cheeky card is a tribute to those who know their way around a formula. Featuring colorful hand-drawn sheets and the phrase "You're a Freak in the Sheets," it's equal parts nerdy and naughty. Great for flirty notes and special occasions, because who doesn't love a good spreadsheet joke?

Greeting Card | Freak in the Sheets

$7.00

You're kinda a big deal—like, mythical creature big. This birthday card features a friendly yeti proudly holding a birthday cake (just for you), ready to party in the most legendary way. It’s perfect for anyone who’s one of a kind, a little mysterious, and totally worth celebrating. Wish a happy birthday to a believer.

Greeting Card | Yeti Or Not Birthday

$7.00

Wish them a happy birthday the potato way. This weirdly adorable card features a party spud for anyone who loves humor, carbs, or both.

Greeting Card | Birthday Potato

$7.00

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Greeting Card | Thank You Wave

$3.00 $7.00

Black leather mat with a white computer mouse on it

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Zed Leather Valet Mat | Mouse Pad and Dresser Mat

$38.00

4 colors available

Card with an alligator and 'F***!' text on a red background

Greeting Card | Croc!

$7.00

Card with cartoon characters and humorous text on a beige background

Greeting Card | Dilly Dally Pickle

$7.00

Birthday card with two men lounging on a beach and text 'It's your birthday time for cocktails!' on a yellow background.

Greeting Card | Gay Cocktails

$7.00

Ana Peake presents Spanish Greeting Cards to convey good luck! Sized A2,  these cards are crafted from uncoated paper and feature a blank interior for personalized messages. Each card comes complete with a Kraft Brown Envelope and Plastic Sleeve for protection. Made in the U.S.A., these cards embody quality and cultural expression, making them perfect for various occasions.

Greeting Card | Buena Suerte

$7.00

Card with a stylized illustration of a woman holding crystals against a purple background

Greeting Card | Healing Crystals

$7.00

Card with a illustration of a nightstand, roses, and text 'Glad you were more than a one night stand.'

Greeting Card | One Night Stand

$7.00

Nugs and kisses—because love should come with chicken nuggets. A cute, crispy card for your favorite snack-loving sweetheart.

Greeting Card | Chicken Nugs and Kisses

$7.00

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Greeting Card | Thanks for Not Cheating

$3.00 $7.00

Unleash your inner mischief with our Cat Master Greeting Card, featuring the hilarious, unmistakably quirky artwork of David Shrigley. Perfect for birthdays, everyday laughs, or just because, this card is blank inside so you can add your own punchline—or let Shrigley’s dry humor do the talking!

Greeting Card | Cat Master

$7.00

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Greeting Card | Freaking Out

$3.00 $7.00

Happy Birthday to the person you cozy up with the most or the friend that relaxes with such grace. Saturday nights were made for hot tea, books and crochet. Stay mild, my friend, stay mild.

Greeting Card | Born To Be Mild

$7.00

Greeting Card | Hey Fuck You

$7.00

Colorful card with cartoon characters and text held against an orange background

Greeting Card | I Got This For You

$7.00

Greeting card with a woman holding a large pink flower against an orange background

Greeting Card | Mercury in Retrograde

$7.00

Colorful card with rainbow design and birds, featuring the text 'Thank you for the sex'.

Greeting Card | Thank You For the Sex

$7.00

Say thanks with Ana Peake’s “Papel Picado” Greeting Card, featuring a vibrant pink design inspired by traditional Mexican folk art. Perfect for festively expressing gratitude.

Greeting Card | Papel Picado

$7.00

Card with leopards and birthday message on a pink background

Greeting Card | Wild N Fun Birthday

$7.00

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