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Card with an alligator and 'F***!' text on a red background

Greeting Card | Croc!

Birthday card with retro-style illustration of two astronauts on a purple background

Greeting Card | Galaxy Birthday

Birthday card with two men lounging on a beach and text 'It's your birthday time for cocktails!' on a yellow background.

Greeting Card | Gay Cocktails

Greeting Card | Happy Birthday, TITS OUT!

Card with a stylized illustration of a woman holding crystals against a purple background

Greeting Card | Healing Crystals

Card with a person in a red suit holding a large steak against a textured green background.

Greeting Card | Love Your Meat

Greeting card with a woman holding a large pink flower against an orange background

Greeting Card | Mercury in Retrograde

Card with a cat in an astronaut suit and space-themed text on a pink background

Greeting Card | Staying High on Life

Birthday card with a person smoking in a desert scene, text 'Happy Birthday.

Greeting Card | You Old Stoner

Sticker with a graphic of a woman on a horse and the text 'FUCK TRUMP!' on a gradient background.

Sticker | F Trump Warrior

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